John on the john
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	John on the john.  Put him in the power room next time you have a party.  Turn off the light, leave the door open a bit so they think it's vacant and just wait for the hoots.  You can also pull up the drawers, put him on the sofa reading the paper.  We dress him in jamies, robe and slippers as well.  Looks great at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee.  He weighs only 15 lbs.